Kit

the old bean aka dad asks.

dad:why is it ah my children can spend so much on footwear?somemore not only one, you got four pairs somemore.

me: uhh. i have 6 pairs.
dad: you see. koko oso got 2 pairs of boots don’t know for what! what’s wrong with the first pair.

me: you see dad, you "mmm seh tak" spend money. once in awhile must spend oso what…

dad: you sure say like that lah. its not your money that you’re spending.
me: ya quite true oso. hehe!

dad: wait till when you start working ah, 50 dollars also you will think twice.

me: that’s why i’m not working now so spend more now lor!

*mission. spend spend spend before i start working. hehe!

Sara Lau is my best friend. You see, i grew up with this girl and i sorta know her transition period, from a girl to a teenage.

She used to hate boys, we used to bully our "ah fat".. yeah and throughout the years, i see her growing and maturing from time to time. and yeahh not to mention her pms-es aswell…

And now at 18, well she’s only 17++ not legal to watch 18 above movies YET (teeheehee) she’s teilling me this..

"kit i want boyfriend lah"

okayyyy.. yeah for those of you who knows sara.. ITS COMING OUT FROM HER…!

"kit i hate guys who flirts in broken english"

"kit i think that guy is hot"

"kit i want to get married"

and the list goes on.

and you see.. now, my sara lau der yin is..

CHECKING THE CHAR KUEY TEOW GUY OUT. (apa?)

"kit the char kuey teow guy is damn hot"

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. =)

you see i have a very complicated family, with my grandfather having three wives.. and i think i have at least 20 plus uncles and aunties, with 32 cousins, the oldest about 40 plus, and the youngest is 9 this year.. not too mention the great grandchildren of my grandfather, and also the great great grandchildren.. In other words.. i’m a GRAND AUNT..

recently i had a conversation with weng jin koko whom i only got closer too after my grandfather’s funeral.. (see what i mean by families come closer when there’s death or birth in the family)

wjin: so how’s college coming along?
me: i hate it lah.. so stressful!
wjin: it’ll get worst when you come out to work! how i wish i was a student again..
me: but why! exams are so stupid!
wjin: ya and when you’re a student you don’t need to worry about phone n electricity bills, house and car loans, what to eat for dinner and so on..

me: well the men, i.e boyfriends, and husbands always does a good job n handling those what..

wjin: you see, I AM THE MAN, THE BOYFRIEND and THE HUSBAND, and it concerns me.
me: yupe and on the contrary, i am the woman, the girlfriend and the wife.. sooo.. it doesn’t concern me.. haha!

wjin: the world is so unfair..
me: eh you know ah ma’s got a handphone?

wjin: huh? why so terror wan she!
me: yea so we can text her now..
wjin: oh she’s gonna have a hard time reading out text messages. haha.

me: yea. you know ah.. life is so boring lah..
wjin: why do you say tat? if you’re bored can ask your kor to bring you over to my place and lepak la..

me: why! kota kemuning is even boring-er (not to mention that i used to lived there =))

wjin: the area is, my house is not! but then you’re a girl lah.. you won’t enjoy playing games on a big screen..

me: yeahh. you ask jeff(the 9 year old) to teman you lah.
wjin: then what else to do lah?! i’ll sleep the whole day lorrr..
me: why you so boring one! go shopping lah!
wjin: i don’t like to go out lah.. i like to stay home.
me: you’ve just added 20 years to your current age… that’s why you must bring your cousin.. me, out.. hahahahaha.
wjin: okay lah. you tell me where you want to go and i’ll take you.
me: i want to go australia!
wjin: eh we start with some places domestic lah! but then again if you wanna go, this july i’ll be able to take you.. (wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
me: i got class! nevermind end of the year we go.. i just volunteered myself to teman ah ma there….
wjin: YOU SO CLEVER! =) so we’ll go end of this year lah..!

you seee… having a big family is not so bad.. the fact that we got more ppl so sayang us.. teeheehee…~

the weng jin koko =)

its funny how families can only come together in two occasions.. weddings, and funerals.

we went for cheng beng and FINALLY i had my bro in the same car as i am..

dad: eh honey, later we go find the restaurant 52 ok? i saw it in the papers lah.

me: what type of restaurant is that! i wantto eat my kajang satay!

dad: its recomended lah..
kor: we’re not going to eat the kajang satay right?!
(dad looks at me and i can see read "too bad!" on his forehead.. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr)

mom: no aircond wan i don’t want to go ahhhh..

on the way to nirvana memorial park

dad:eh honey.. look out for the restaurant 52 u know!
me: not 55 meh?
dad: 52 lah..

(me looking on the rightside)

dad: its on the leftside wan lah. these people ah. never give proper directions wan
me: why you never bring the newspaper cutting?!
dad: i forgot~

At nirvana memorial park

me: daddy why that grave so big wan ah?
dad: cos its for two ppl lah.
me: then how to put the second person?
dad: just dig it up again lah!
me: but they do so nice already wor!

(dad points at the other graves)

dad: these graves ah very cheap wan. dono call what kentucky.
me: KFC?

dad: dono lah. its very cheap wan 1000 plus only.
mom: where got graves so cheap wan..?!

me: Kentucky Fried Chicken~

Out of Nirvana Memorial Park

dad: eh you all look out for the restaurant 52 you know!
me: cannot eat that restaurant cannot meh?!
dad: its in the papers so must be good food what!
mom: no aircond i don’t want to eat there wan ah!

dad breaks suddenly

dad: what is that restaurant
kor: restoran seven wonders.
me: can lah. got number oso what! just that its number 7?
dad: cannot must be 52..!
me: haihhhhhhhhhhhhh. fed up edi lah! go back and eat KFC lah.

(dad breaks suddenly AGAIN)

dad: i think its this one lah! let me go and check.
mom: apa?
bro: doesn’t look like a restaurant to me..

me: its HOUSE number 52.. where got RESTAURANT?!

dad: its here lah! all lokkkk cheh~

me: what’s this. house number 52 oso he can think that its a restaurant. powerrrrrr…

see how my dad would go to the ends of the earth to find good food..

me:eh kor. that wan is our neighbour in ss2 last time wan
kor: ya meh? i don’t know lah. how you know? you were a baby then only!
me: errr.. daddy say wan.. hehe~